Yippee!
My Trans-Am-O-Meter has hit $10,000! Only $2,000 more to go.
Fudgie (fuhj-ee) noun: A tourist, especially one visiting Mackinaw Island for fudge. Often found mass migrating on freeways on the weekend and identified by bad driving.
Quizzes
Things I could live without
- - Anne Hathaway
- - Brittany Spears
- - California
- - Cats
- - Divided roadways
- - Drivers who won't turn right on a red light
- - Drunk drivers
- - Frivolous lawsuits
- - Get rich quick commercials
- - Glocks
- - Harleys
- - Hummer SUVs
- - iPods
- - John Madden
- - Matthews bows
- - Meanies
- - Men
- - Most Democrats
- - Nicholas Cage. I Don't get it. What's his appeal?
- - People who believe anything they read or hear and pass it on like gospel.
- - People who drive below the speed limit even when the roads are fine and they're not hauling illegals in their trunk.
- - People who drive slower than you in the fast lane.
- - Pickles, olives, tomato soup, swiss cheese & other vile foods
- - Poachers
- - Soccer
- - Spiders
- - States that don't have a bottle deposit
- - Stupid people
- - The unbalanced proportion of raisins and nuts to m&m's in trail mix.
- - The words blubber and gut.
- - Toyotas (Shhh...Don't tell anyone I drive one)
- - When baseball pre-empts MAD TV
- - When Hollywood makes pretty actresses ugly for a part. They should give those parts to ugly actresses.
- - When I ask someone if there's any particular way they'd like their cash and they say no and then proceed to tell me exactly how they want it.
Things I couldn"t live without
- - A computer w/ Internet
- - Al Michaels. Keeps me sane when listening to John Madden.
- - Bacon Pizza (American Bacon, not Canadian Bacon)
- - Breakfast, mid-morning snack, lunch, brunch, afternoon snack and dinner
- - Chocolate covered cherries
- - COPS (the show)
- - Cowboys
- - Dr Pepper
- - Floss
- - Football
- - Friends and family
- - Half & half
- - Judge Judy
- - Limewire
- - Long Johns
- - Men
- - Microwaves
- - Music
- - My Married With Chrildren tapes
- - My Swiss Army knife
- - People who are driving slow & they know it so they pull over for you
- - Random acts of kindness
- - TV dinners
- - Waffles
Juno City Data
Blogs of Note
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2 comments:
You should change it to a Sisterly-Love-O-Meter and give the money to me.
I love you too much to spoil you with it.
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