Saturday, April 28, 2007

Coffee anyone?

Went out to the Viking again. I only planned to have a couple wine coolers, but there was a lady there who kept buyin' the group I was w/ drinks. She ended up spending dang near $300 before the night was through. I had a couple more wine coolers and Smurf Piss shooters. Also this little bitty guy who I opened an account for at the credit union, and who also happened to be my boss's nephew, bought me a shot of Jack and a Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Even w/ all that there were still people there drunker than me and conscious. This one guy introduced me to his ex wife and her sister. I was chatting w/ the sister when the ex wife came up and started running her hands up and down my hair. She was saying, "Have you felt her hair yet?" Like it was such a commonplace event to touch someone's hair that you've only know for seven and a half seconds. It was all too much for me. When I went home and laid down to go to sleep I puked in my little 4 cup coffee maker. Filled it to the brim.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Alaskan French Toast

You'll never guess what I learned today. French toast bread here comes w/ sesame seeds. Can you believe that?!! Sesame seeds! On French toast! That's like dipping a hamburger bun in batter and cooking it. I was mortified when I found out.

Oh, yeah. And I'm home from work early today. They evacuated the building I work in (AKA the Spam Can). Sometime in the 10 am hour this morning, security guards found a suspicious package behind the building and the Juneau PD were called. They blocked traffic to West 3rd St to investigate. We were told not to use our cell phones in case it was a bomb that we could detonate it.

Walking home during lunch I passed a mean looking police officer scowling at me w/ his arms crossed. He didn't even smile back at me. When I was walking back from lunch I was even asked to walk on the other side of the street. They decided to evacuate the Spam Can and the nearby State Office Building (SOB) at around 2 pm. Me and the girls at work decided to hang around downtown and have lunch in case we had to go back to work (lunch on the Credit Union, of course). But we got the okay from the CEO to just go home after we ate. By that time all of Main Street surrounding the buildings had been blocked and there were uniforms at every road leading to the suspicious package. Even the state troopers were there and an ambulance was called.

In the middle of writing this an officer knocked on my door saying they are going to be removing the package at 5 pm and that it is recommended that I leave. I have to eat French toast w/ sesame seeds. What else is there to live for?

Update: I did leave about 5 mins to 5, I walked around in the rain for 20 mins downtown. Then I went back home. They have cops all over the place but I was able to walk up and down and back up the wooden set of stairs that leads to my road w/ no problems. Now there's a cop right outside my front door. They even got the bomb robot out. I bet it will end up being someone's garbage.

Update 2: They're letting people onto my road now. I guess it's over (6:30 pm). I was kinda thinking a little explosion might be exciting. Then I found out the package was stuffed under a fuel tank. It's about 40 yards from bedroom. Still no word on what was in the package.

Update 3 from the Juneau Empire: Authorities said Thursday no charges would be filed in a bomb scare that led police last week to shut down a section of downtown Juneau near the State Office Building for more than six hours.The suspected bomb turned out to be a coffee maker, said Sgt. Dave Campbell, a police spokesman."

"Your standard Mr. Coffee drip-style coffee maker," Campbell said.

Investigators determined neither the coffeepot nor the backpack holding it was left to create a scare, he said. The backpack was found under a 6,000-gallon tank of diesel fuel. Personal items found with the coffee maker led police to the owner, Campbell said.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Lap of luxery

I found these...vehicles in the storage yard where I keep my trailer. You can even see my trailer w/ the silver tarp in the background of the first image. It's a famous trailer now. I can charge double when I sell it.