Fudgie in Juneau: My Anti-Climactic Future

Things I could live without

- Anne Hathaway
- Brittany Spears
- California
- Cats
- Divided roadways
- Drivers who won't turn right on a red light
- Drunk drivers
- Frivolous lawsuits
- Get rich quick commercials
- Glocks
- Harleys
- Hummer SUVs
- iPods
- John Madden
- Matthews bows
- Meanies
- Men
- Most Democrats
- Nicholas Cage. I Don't get it. What's his appeal?
- People who believe anything they read or hear and pass it on like gospel.
- People who drive below the speed limit even when the roads are fine and they're not hauling illegals in their trunk.
- People who drive slower than you in the fast lane.
- Pickles, olives, tomato soup, swiss cheese & other vile foods
- Poachers
- Soccer
- Spiders
- States that don't have a bottle deposit
- Stupid people
- The unbalanced proportion of raisins and nuts to m&m's in trail mix.
- The words blubber and gut.
- Toyotas (Shhh...Don't tell anyone I drive one)
- When baseball pre-empts MAD TV
- When Hollywood makes pretty actresses ugly for a part. They should give those parts to ugly actresses.
- When I ask someone if there's any particular way they'd like their cash and they say no and then proceed to tell me exactly how they want it.