Trans-Am-O-Meter
Thanks to a few extra deposits to my Trans Am savings account and my mutual funds doing so well, I reached my goal a lot sooner than I expected. So much sooner, in fact, that I decided to increase my goal to $14,000 so I can spring for one with lower miles. Awesome, huh?
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Mutual funds doing well? Don't forget to buy low and sell high! A market correction is in sight.
Well, when I visit you in the oh-so-great state of Michigan when you are 25 you can give me a ride - I'll be 24 and young. All the lesbians will for sure hit on me first.
Nope, they'll be all over me 'cause of my cool car. And the allure of an older woman will be too much for them. You can have my leftovers.
Great to hear you can get your dream car, better leave the lesbians alone unless you want me to get jealous.
Frank, I'm impressed. You didn't even hint at the possibility of a threesome. Or did it just not cross your mind...? No, you're a guy, so that's not possible. Of course it crossed your mind!
Oh, and Melissa, I don't know who you are, but anyone who gives my sister a hard time about being old is a peach in my book. (Teriana, this is your cue to tell me that only old people use the word "peach" to describe people they like.)
A peach? What's that? Is that something like the natural flavors in my drinks? And as long as you're around, Jessica, I'll always be 10 years from old.
Me?? think such a thing?? !! I am shocked! I would never consider such a thing(whistle, whistle innocently)Is it hot in here?
Even if you didn't think of it before, Teriana will probably tell the lesbians exactly where she is going and they will follow. She's a total chick magnet.
Well, they don't have much to choose from so I 'spose I'm a catch.
Your a catch , don't be modest.
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