Yakutraz Day IV

I triumphantly finished the vault sheet only to discover the next day that my calculator was adding decimal places wrong. This was, of course, after I announced to my manager and the VP of Operations that I discovered all these errors carried over from the previous days. I blame it on Yakutat. My IQ dropped 30 points when the plane touched down. It wasn't me, I swear. It was the calculator. I thought about taking it home just so everyone would believe me. I was gonna put it at my desk at work along with my other nic nacs and put up a little sign. "The Amazing Calculator That Doesn't Calculate! Do Not Feed!"

The new girl showed up that day nearly 30 minutes late. I had to enter the branch by myself and call around to see who could come in. She moseyed in just as I was getting off the phone w/ the VP of Ops. The girl did her teller studies all day and refused to answer the phone even when I was with a member. And even tho I showed her how. She didn't mind using the phone to make personal calls tho.

Amazingly, nothing else went wrong the rest of the day. I got out of there on time for the first time that week. I went to my room, ate one of my $5 TV dinners and watched my favorite of the Gene Hackman movies which I thought was going to be my most hated, Heartbreakers. Also starred Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hugeboobs. I found that I didn't much care for getting out of work on time since that left me with oodles of free time and nothing to do. I made a call to the gun store to make sure they got my email about faxing the FFL for the AR I was purchasing. The guy on the other end said, "I hope you're not calling from where it sounds like you're calling.... Prison." "Close enough," I said. "Yakutat."