Not a post for the faint of heart

Just got my wisdom teeth yanked out at noon today. I was nervous enough going in, then I see the doctor had a bad eye. Like a cat that got hit by a car. "Oh great," I thought. The man is going to perform oral surgery on me with one eye.

He said my roots were growing in towards each other so he had to cut them out. But I was knocked out for the whole thing. He stuck the IV in my arm and I was able to get out that I don't like looking at needles and that I'm originally from MI and I was gone. I woke up an hour and a half later and I remember before I was even completely lucid that I put on chapstick.

It's now 2 1/2 hours after the surgery and my tongue and chin are still numb. Finally got the bleeding slowed. Bled all over my shirt and in the sink. I couldn't swallow the blood 'cause it made me sick. Been using a pack of frozen green beans to help w/ the swelling. Not all bad, tho. At least I got to stay home from work and watch Judge Judy. Nothing funny with this post at all other than my boss said he'd be pulling for me.