Sunday, February 4, 2007

Dream a Little Dream Part III

Last night aliens attacked the earth and brought us all to their home planet. Their planet was running out of food so they needed our technology for creating foods in laboratories. The beautiful people and the geniuses they used for breeding superhumans. The rest of us they put to work in mines or harvested our organs.

I was working in a mine when there was an accident and a group of humans were able to escape. Traveling across the unfamiliar planet, we discovered unusual animals that weren't as afraid of us as we were of them. There were giant worms like those black, yellow and white striped caterpillars you see on milk weeds, only a thousand times bigger. There were swarms of mosquito-like bugs that flew into your mouth and nose 'til you suffocated.

On the run from alien guards, we ran into a building to hide, which turned out to be a science facility where the aliens tested on humans. The aliens mistook us for the shipment of geniuses they were expecting. Since we were conveniently there, we became the next guinea pigs. Our horrible fate was to eat the food the aliens had just created. I had a bowl of cereal. It was disgusting. It took me a little while to put my finger on it, but the reason it was so horrid was because instead of milk, they were using a recipe for baby formula. I told them how to improve the milk and a bunch of other foods. I had a job that had been reserved for the genius humans. That's all I remember.

9 comments:

Frank said...

Stop drinking before bedtime!

Sherri Sanders said...

I used to have alien dreams all the time! Ugh!!

Teriana said...

I don't know why I'm having such weird dreams lately. I haven't been eating anything before bed. I wonder what they could mean.

Anonymous said...

I agree you better quit eating whatever it is that does not agree with you!
aunt elaine
p.s. Is a 9 point deer called a 4 x 5? At least that is what one of friends said it is called.

Jennifer said...

lots of escape dreams...i think you're glad to have finally escaped gaylord! giant worms, don't ravens eat worms? and breastmilk? you've been reading your sisters blog too much lately, dearie.

Jessica said...

Breastmilk tastes much better than formula. Why don't you suggest that they try that?

Jessica said...

By the way, you better not be pregnant, young lady! Pregnant women have weird dreams.

Anonymous said...

Jessica,going by your theory, I have been pregnant for the past 15 years!

No wonder I am carrying extra weight!! LOL

I think the dreams are all about being in new surroundings...

Drink a 1/2 liter of water before you go to bed, you won't have time to dream since you will be getting up to urinate...or on the flip side, you could dream that you are in the bathroom ready to do your business and you end up peeing all over your bed....hmmmm

Teriana said...

Water? Yucky! The only water I like to drink is mixed w/ high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, carmel color, phosphoric acid, artificial and natural flavors, sodium benzoate and caffeine.