Dream a Little Dream Part II

Had another dream last night. This time I was in some run down prison. I escaped and one of the guards saw me so I cut his walkie talkie cord w/ a knife so he couldn't call for help. I hopped in a cruiser and he came along to try to apprehend me. After riding w/ me a while he decided life as a bad guy was better than life as a cop. When the FBI found us I left him behind and said I had kidnapped him so he wouldn't be in trouble. I was on the run for a while and the cops couldn't find my hideout. When they finally did catch me they let me go b/c they said I was good for publicity. They even gave me a 4runner to drive. If it were real life I would have had the sense to dump the 4runner in case they had bugged it to find out where my awesome hideout was.

Dream a Little Dream...

Had a dream last night. It took place at work, only work wasn't in its normal spot, it was on a boat. Like a riverboat casino...only a credit union. We just hired another teller. It was one of my childhood arch enemies, Danielle Vuke, that I haven't seen since 3rd grade.

Then there was an emergency alert on the radio and everyone was instructed to evacuate. I didn't know what was going on, but the whole city migrated towards the ferries. It was like a movie when everyone is trying to leave and the roads are one big traffic jam. Then I woke up.

Dream a Little Dream Part III

Last night aliens attacked the earth and brought us all to their home planet. Their planet was running out of food so they needed our technology for creating foods in laboratories. The beautiful people and the geniuses they used for breeding superhumans. The rest of us they put to work in mines or harvested our organs.

I was working in a mine when there was an accident and a group of humans were able to escape. Traveling across the unfamiliar planet, we discovered unusual animals that weren't as afraid of us as we were of them. There were giant worms like those black, yellow and white striped caterpillars you see on milk weeds, only a thousand times bigger. There were swarms of mosquito-like bugs that flew into your mouth and nose 'til you suffocated.

On the run from alien guards, we ran into a building to hide, which turned out to be a science facility where the aliens tested on humans. The aliens mistook us for the shipment of geniuses they were expecting. Since we were conveniently there, we became the next guinea pigs. Our horrible fate was to eat the food the aliens had just created. I had a bowl of cereal. It was disgusting. It took me a little while to put my finger on it, but the reason it was so horrid was because instead of milk, they were using a recipe for baby formula. I told them how to improve the milk and a bunch of other foods. I had a job that had been reserved for the genius humans. That's all I remember.

Crazy Dream

Had another one of my weird dreams. I was a lifegaurd at a lake. I saw this flying pontoon boat, a popular new toy for the rich and famous. I watched it land hard on the lake and one of the occupants flew out. When I jumped in to rescue her she got mad at me, saying she didn't need my help yet and she never asked for it. I got her sunglasses wet.

Later in the dream, my sister was expecting her second child. It arrived in a pizza box. I took the box and tipped the delivery man. I opened the box and saw the baby there next to a cheese pizza. "It's a girl!" I exclaimed to everyone as I extracted the child. The umbilical cord and womb juices were still on the baby. She was tiny enough to fit in one hand, but her face was like that of a child of 5. She had my face, my neice's freckles, my brother's chin when she smiled and my chin when she wasn't smiling. She had a full head of hair, neatly cut to medium length that curled up at the end.

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