Fudgie in Juneau: February 2008

Things I could live without

- Anne Hathaway
- Brittany Spears
- California
- Cats
- Divided roadways
- Drivers who won't turn right on a red light
- Drunk drivers
- Frivolous lawsuits
- Get rich quick commercials
- Glocks
- Harleys
- Hummer SUVs
- iPods
- John Madden
- Matthews bows
- Meanies
- Men
- Most Democrats
- Nicholas Cage. I Don't get it. What's his appeal?
- People who believe anything they read or hear and pass it on like gospel.
- People who drive below the speed limit even when the roads are fine and they're not hauling illegals in their trunk.
- People who drive slower than you in the fast lane.
- Pickles, olives, tomato soup, swiss cheese & other vile foods
- Poachers
- Soccer
- Spiders
- States that don't have a bottle deposit
- Stupid people
- The unbalanced proportion of raisins and nuts to m&m's in trail mix.
- The words blubber and gut.
- Toyotas (Shhh...Don't tell anyone I drive one)
- When baseball pre-empts MAD TV
- When Hollywood makes pretty actresses ugly for a part. They should give those parts to ugly actresses.
- When I ask someone if there's any particular way they'd like their cash and they say no and then proceed to tell me exactly how they want it.

Things I couldn"t live without

- A computer w/ Internet
- Al Michaels. Keeps me sane when listening to John Madden.
- Bacon Pizza (American Bacon, not Canadian Bacon)
- Breakfast, mid-morning snack, lunch, brunch, afternoon snack and dinner
- Chocolate covered cherries
- COPS (the show)
- Cowboys
- Dr Pepper
- Floss
- Football
- Friends and family
- Half & half
- Judge Judy
- Limewire
- Long Johns
- Men
- Microwaves
- Music
- My Married With Chrildren tapes
- My Swiss Army knife
- People who are driving slow & they know it so they pull over for you
- Random acts of kindness
- TV dinners
- Waffles

Monday, February 4, 2008

New blog

I'm working on a new blog right now based on the high demand of two or three people. Gonna be all customized and whatnot, instead of another blogger template. It should be up in a couple days. I'll try to post on it several times a week. Hopefully it will be more successful than this one. After a year's worth of posting, my blog is still worth nothing.

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?